how to not get things done

Posted: May 7, 2008 at 10:23 am by pann

1) obsess over small details for non-urgent projects. Example: you might want to rearrange the rocks in your bonsai fountain, or carefully shine your tea kettle.

2) note that your feet are chilly: solve problem by putting them under blanket. In bed.

3) stare dejectedly at large pile of clutter, rather than, say, going through it looking for lost library item.

4) make a careful list of things to do, place it on dresser. Pick up laptop, write blog post about procrastination.

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One Response

  1. Swistle Says:

    Ha ha! Me, too, especially number 1 and number 3.

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